The Bangkok soup

In the morning after getting out of my obviously plague infested room, I found my bike removed from the spot parked it on and all the stuff in the basket where all over the parking space, the only thing that was gone was my excellent map of Bangkok!
I swear to god its those kids in the reception area!

Walking back in anger to the receptionist only to find out that there were monkeys sleeping and living in my bike last night..Monkeys? Huh...guess that makes sense that I were actually monkeys outside and I did not just dream about monkeys...

Naw well, time to go to Bangkok instead and forget the rural parts for a change.

Started the first 30 minutes in Bangkok arguing with a police officer who was claiming that I was driving on the wrong lane.

"There are no lanes officer!!" 

"Yes, you go right lane you go left, 400 baht".

I knew that these guys were only there to make up some ridiculous rules so people would give them some walking -around-money..

"400?! sir how am I going to pay my bills now and eat, heres a 100 (about 2 GBP) baht and you'll let me go" 

"OK, sir have a very nice day". 

I ended up turning out from the "left" lane and burning off to the right one anyway and they yelled something in Thai after me..

After many hours of driving in hellish Bangkok traffic looking for a hostel I booked the same day I finally found it somewhere in the alleys of Bangkok.
However I got there only to find out they overbooked it, so I got angry once again and this time it was business! But they quickly called other places nearby and I ended up in a twin en suit in a much nicer location.

Alright! Queensize bed,minifridge,roomservice and hot shower for the same price as a dorm with 10 beds! This is what Im talking about...